Monday, July 31, 2017

Phone Home

OMG guys. E.T. is still so fantastic. I laughed. I cried. I spotted a young C. Thomas Howell and Erika Eleniak. #randombuttrue

Couldn't find a gif of my favorite scene where E.T. is dressed as a ghost and says "Thank you," so this will have to do:



Also, did you know that M&Ms turned down the offer, paving the way for Reese's Pieces? Idiots. Especially considering they didn't have to pay to play:

Hershey did not pay to have Reese’s Pieces used in E.T., but it did agree to do a tie-in between the movie and the candy after the film was released. A deal was inked wherein Hershey Foods agreed to promote E.T. with $1 million of advertising; in return, Hershey could use E.T. in its own ads.
Within two weeks of the movie’s premiere, Reese’s Pieces sales went through the roof. (Disagreement exists as to how far through the roof they went: Sales were variously described as having tripled, experienced an 85% jump, or increased by 65%). Whatever the numbers, though, Reese’s Pieces — up until then an underdog confection only faintly known by the U.S. candy-consuming public — were suddenly being consumed in great handfuls. And all thanks to a shy little alien lured from the bushes and into America’s hearts by a trail of peanut-butter-in-a-candy-coated-shell confections.

#randombuttrue

Friday, July 28, 2017

Wait that guy looks familiar

I love finding celebrities on reality shows before they were "famous." (Yes, I realize I need to get a hobby.) So imagine my excitement when randomly watching the first episode of The Ashlee Simpson show on youtube (again, I realize this is fairly sad) - she was dating Josh Henderson (of Dallas and now The Arrangement)! Of course, he broke up with her by the end of the episode and the rest of the time she dated Ryan Cabrera, but it got me wondering about Josh so I Googled. Turns out, not his first reality show rodeo - he was one of the six winners of Popstars 2 which created some band called Scene 23. Which of course then I had to start watching. And also saw Kimberly Caldwell of future American Idol fame. Two for two!

Okay, reading this back I really might have a problem. Perhaps I could take up cross-stitch?

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Best thing since sliced bread. Is sliced bread.

I haven't had bread since 2016. I don't eat bread all that often, but when you can't, you miss it. So last week I caved and bought gluten free bread and sliced deli turkey at Whole Foods. Toasted the bread and heated up the turkey (apparently not supposed to eat it unless it's steaming hot; whatever) - and let me just say, the resulting sandwich - while boring (I don't do condiments) - was close to orgasmic. I can't wait to have another one.

#sadbuttrue

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Big hands I know you're the one

So apparently I have to stop sleeping on my back towards the end of pregnancy. (I typically sleep like the dead: flat on my back, hands clasped across my chest. And I don't move.) I have been trying to sleep on my side, but dammit if I just don't know what to do with my hands! I curl them under my chin/put them under my ear, and they fall asleep. I tuck one under my pillow; same problem. Maybe I'll just start sleeping in a big chair. Although I really could just start getting used to living on 2-3 hours sleep. Excellent parenthood prep. #problemsolved

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Bachelorette recap: Rio-uh-oh

We start out in Dallas to meet Rachel's family. She switched things up since her sister is 8 months pregnant and can't travel, so all three remaining guys get to meet the parents. (Actually, parent - Rachel's father isn't there, and I can only assume it's because he is a judge and frankly doesn't want to be on this show.) Her parents live in Highland Park - of course they do - and I love how racially diverse they are.

Peter gets the first meeting, and it goes very well. Especially when he tells Rachel's mother he is not asking for her blessing to get engaged, but just to date her. Done and done. He does admit to the family that he's in love with Rachel, something she has also just learned. Good timing, buddy.

Eric is  up next, and he is sweet and sincere and so happy to meet her family. He tells his own sad family history, and I only cringed a little when he "axed" her mother for her blessing, even though "nuffing" she said was going to deter him. The family liked him, but were a bit perplexed at the fact that he had never been in love or brought a girl home to meet his family. Were they on the same page??

Finally, it's Bryan's turn - and he gets to meet up with two of Rachel's gal pals on the rood of HG Sply Co (nice choice!). They are impressed by his age and his no-nonsense answers. Not so much her family, who thinks it's all just a little too good to be true. She was his girlfriend on night one? He loves her family after one hour? A bit much, but this of course makes Rachel defensive.

She has lots to think about, but has lots of time to do so on the flight to La Rioja, Spain. Three men, three fantasy suites...ole!

Eric gets the first date, and they take a helicopter ride to the most beautiful old monastery overlooking the water. They make a wish and ring the steeple bell three times. Super romantical, especially when Eric's wish of telling Rachel he is in love with her comes true. He says love, he gets the fantasy suite. Bada bing!

Peter is next, and after being adorably serenaded by Vitorino of the Good Wine (not to be confused with Becky with the Good Hair), he admits to Rachel that he only asked her parents to bless their dating - and how does she feel about that? (Hint: not good.) Before she can answer, they are interrupted by an adorable little girl with flowers and then must stomp grapes a la I Love Lucy.

That evening, it's time to pay the piper. Rachel admits she wants an engagement, not a boyfriend. Peter says engagement = marriage and he just needs to be certain before they get to that point. Rachel begins to cry as they realize this might not be something they can get past. Is Peter a goner??

TO BE CONTINUED


Monday, July 24, 2017

Sometimes I miss having a landlord

When it rains, it pours I guess. Last week thought the dryer was busted (thank goodness it wasn't); this weekend the alarm went off twice in the middle of the night because after the foundation work my back door doesn't close properly; the oven is broken and now my A/C is only blowing hot air. (Perfect timing, since it will be over 100 this week!)

Thank goodness I have a home warranty which should cover the A/C and the oven, but seriously folks. Might just drive to work and keep on going.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Fake it til you make it

My second "Louis Vuitton" purse arrived this week. I put it in quotes because it's a fake from China. And it's the second one I have purchased. Now, even the fakies aren't cheap - $200 - but still much more doable than the real ones ($1200+). I will carry my Chinese bag with pride (until someone with a real one walks in - then I will hide it behind my back).


Thursday, July 20, 2017

Game Set Match

I'm trying to be more involved in the country club to make friends make it worth the money, so I tried going to a women's beginner tennis class on Saturday mornings. But no one else showed up, so after one private lesson they cancelled the class. The only other one I can go to is on Wednesdays at 5:30, which I can only get to if I leave work at 4:30. (There are other classes during the weekday of course - as most of these women don't work.)

I probably don't need to be in a beginner class, but I like building my confidence back up and it's nice to know what I'm doing for once in a while.

Yesterday was hotter than hell (literally 106 on the court), but so fun!

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Move that bus!

Started a bit of construction on my house, and my OCD anal need for cleanliness is suffering. First, fixing some foundation issues in the garage/driveway. Which apparently was so jarring on day one I thought I was going to need a new dryer. (Thank god it was just the breaker.) Next, we are transforming the garage into some sort of guest room/playroom/workout room/closet shenanigan and building a new garage behind it. Should be very interesting, especially when my mom suggested a "yard sale décor." Um, no. But it will be nice to have a little more space, assuming they finish at some point soon and stop tracking dust through my house. (Gives me anxiety just thinking about it. And yes, I know babies are messy. I'm working through it.)

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Bachelorette recap: For whom the gong tolls

It's hometown date time, folks! Where Rachel runs up to each guy in his hometown and straddles them we see the good, the bad and the bizarre of where the final four guys come from.

First up: Baltimore with Eric. Wasn't sure how this would go since he told Rachel he didn't get love from his mother. And because Eric hasn't brought a girl home since the damn prom. But his mom was there, along with a ton of other family members. They were excited and happy to meet Rachel, and she felt the same about them. There was even some dancing. LOVE. Rachel talks to Eric's aunt about being the black bachelorette, surmising that love has no color (preach!), and explains to his mother that he challenges her and she likes that. She's IN. Eric tells her he's falling in love with her, and then oddly has to explain what that means (he cares about her, duh). But Rachel chalks it up to a good first hometown.

Next: Bienvenidos a Miami with Bryan. Who, as we recall, ended his last relationship because there was tension with his mother. Rachel is understandably apprehensive about meeting his mother Olga. After playing dominoes with the locals and sampling typical Miami fare (as well as salsa - the dance, not the dip), it's time to meet the Madre. And she's tough - complete with closed captioning to break down the thick accent. She tears up toasting her only child - the "most precious thing I have in my life" (oof) and pulls Bryan aside to show her skepticism for this whole experience. He has dated SO MANY WOMEN and can meet SO MANY MORE - why this one?? Bryan says he thinks - no, he knows - that Rachel is the one. Olga reminds him that no matter what happens in marriage, blood is blood - mother is mother. Alrighty then. Rachel learns that the previous gf wanted Bryan all to herself and didn't want to share him with his mother. So when she talks to Olga she makes sure to mention that she is excited about marrying his family too. Olga is happy enough with this response, but threatens to kill Rachel if she hurts Bryan. Rachel laughs but I don't think she's kidding...#cuepsychomusic
Bryan tells Rachel he's in love and we have another successful hometown date in the books.

Third trip: Madison, WI to see Peter. Rachel is thrilled but wary - is he going to be ready to propose in 3 weeks? She didn't come all this way for a boyfriend, guys. Girl needs a husband. Come on, gap tooth. Man up. After a tour of Madison, Peter introduces her to some of his racially diverse friends. And admits to his boys that he is terrified about the idea of proposing in three weeks. Hmmm. (Props to his buddy for telling him not to eff it up.) Rachel loves seeing him with his family - especially his niece - but his mom doesn't calm her fears by saying although Peter is ready for commitment, he's not necessarily ready for marriage. Peter doesn't help matters by refusing to say he's falling in love with her. He's "happy," which is all she's going to get at this point.

Finally: the Most Dramatic Hometown of All, Aspen with Dean. We know Dean doesn't really want to do this - he hasn't talked to his father in years and they have been estranged ever since his mother died over 10 years ago. But producers convince him to suck it up buttercup, and here we are. After riding ATVs, Dean confesses to Rachel how terrified he is. She asks if he tried to communicate with his father, and he comes back with "is it MY job to maintain a relationship with my dad??" (A feeling I have possibly shared personally about my father, but bygones.) The most important thing we learn before meeting the family: Dean's father converted to Kundalini Yogi Sikh and now goes by a self-given name of Paramroop Singh Khalsa ("divinely beautiful.") He's married to a woman also in the Sikh faith who goes by Santantar, and Dean has only met her twice. Holy crap this is going to be good.

Rachel and Dean head into Paramroop's home and join everyone on the floor. Dad wants to play the gong for the group, and asks everyone to lie with their heads pointed towards the gong. Rachel is such a good sport - she's digging the energy, man. (Whereas Dean looks like he might vomit.) Paramroop (I just like writing it at this point) gives feathers to Rachel and Dean as a symbol of his late wife and even tears up talking about the "most amazing woman he's ever met" (aside from his new wife, seated right next to him). A healthy dinner centered around the mung bean is next, but too bad Dean ate beforehand. (?) Dad and son have a chat, but it doesn't go well. Dad messes up by saying he must be a great dad because look at his son! They end up yelling at each other and Dean accuses Paramroop of not being there emotionally (albeit financially) after his mother died. Paramroop says he was angry at his late wife for dying and did the best he could. He wishes Dean well and leaves the house. Rachel tries to talk to P (whose positive chakras have since departed), and he basically tells Rachel she is welcome to come back, but for now, he's out. Dean tells her he's falling in love with her, and she says she's falling, too! #mungbeanpower

In Dallas (!) for the rose ceremony, Rachel is hit with the severity of the night. She doesn't know who she's going to send home. But somehow figures it out - bye, Dean! He questions her saying she was falling for him, but she says she meant it. I feel like he blames his father for this, which won't help the family dynamic any time soon...





Monday, July 17, 2017

Trip Advisor

Absolutely loved Chicago. (Granted, have never been in the winter, but man the summer is NICE.) 80 and sunny during the day, 65 at night - a nice break from the 100-degree heat of Texas. Hamilton was of course amazing - my mom was super sad because our seats had a partially obstructed view, but we were able to see 95% of it and that 95% was brilliant. Have had the songs stuck in my head ever since.

Our hotel was in a great location right on the Chicago river - but also right across from this:

"Room with a view," my ass.

Saturday we walked around Millennium Park (saw the Bean and the beautiful gardens), then walked to Navy Pier and took an architecture cruise down the river. It was really informative and we had a great tour guide.

Walked around the Magnificent Mile, although all of the shops could be found in Dallas so we weren't all that impressed, but found the coolest building unintentionally:


Ate pizza at Lou Malnati's - my mom got the deep dish and I had to settle for a thin crust (gluten free), but somehow managed to eat the WHOLE DAMN THING. Dear god. And then the trip came to a bit of a crashing halt when my mom realized her wallet was gone. We think it fell out of the cab and someone grabbed it, because within an hour they had tried to use it on the South Side - $800 at Target, anyone? So that was kind of a bummer, but all in all it was a great trip and I'm super psyched about my Cubs hat. #believe

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Chi-town



Headed to Chicago tomorrow - never been, so I'm excited! First of all because we're seeing Hamilton, but also going to cram in some touristy stuff: deep dish pizza (gluten free, sigh), architecture cruise, Navy Pier and Second City. Hoping to come back with some sort of accent. Practicing by watching the Da Bears skit on SNL.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

No can do

Y'all. Hall & Oates are 70. 70! They still look and sound great - although it seemed Oates was wearing a Member's Only jacket (which would actually be amazing). And DAMN Tears for Fears was great. I realized I don't know their names and if one was standing next to me I probably wouldn't know it. But still. Had to buy a t-shirt. And love concerts like this where everyone is our age.  #showstartedat7 #earlybirdspecial

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Bachelorette recap: The Geneva Accords

We continue our whirlwind tour of Europe with a trip to lovely Geneva. There will be three one-on-one dates and an awkward three-on-one date where two guys get sent home (no rose ceremony). So much for Switzerland being neutral...

Date 1: Bryan. Rachel buys them matching Swiss watches (a "forever gift," according to Bryan) and they take a little boat trip. They bond over having attended private school (shout-out!), and he informs her that his last girlfriend broke up with him because of his mother. Cue Rachel giving him the rose (and the ensuing hometown visit!)...

Date 2: Dean. They attend mass (in French) and dance in the rain to a man with an accordion. Dean is super nervous about taking Rachel home to meet his family, because his family situation isn't great. But they hash it out and she says HER family is fine and she wouldn't expect HIS to be. Rose/hometown visit.

Date 3: Peter. A helicopter ride into the Alps ends with a dogsled ride. Interesting that all of Peter's dates involve dogs, but I love it. Peter later admits to almost wanting to leave and feeling guilty about abandoning his ex-gf a few years ago. I'm a little confused, but he's crying and he might not propose if he wasn't feeling it. Uh-oh. But Rachel is smitten and he gets the rose/hometown date. Phew. #teamgaptooth

Date 4: Eric, Adam and Matt - two of whom have barely spoken and have not been on one-on-one dates. Doesn't bode well. And sure enough, Adam and Matt are kicked off. In France. Where they took a boat over. #becauseeurope To her credit, Rachel cries over Matt and we hope Adam Jr (aka the creepy doll he brought night one) can use his French to get them all home safely.

Next week: final four hometown dates!

Monday, July 10, 2017

Secret's out.

Today is a big day. I'm 40. And pregnant. 14.5 weeks, to be exact.  It's been a long and expensive road (and that expense is just starting), but I'm thrilled. And I promise this won't be a "baby" blog - still have to recap the damn Bachelor/Bachelorette, after all. Stick to what I know.

If you're interested, I documented my baby journey here:

https://greatbabyproject.blogspot.com/

And here she is, in all her glory:



In this one, I choose to believe it represents #shepersisted




Friday, July 7, 2017

Crotchety.

I have been worse and worse about catching up on Facebook. Frankly, it's exhausting - and nearly impossible - especially because I'm part of a bunch of those online garage sales and I feel like all I see are posts about stuff for sale. So I hope I haven't missed someone's important or super cute post because I'm just old and lazy. Instagram has become my jam, and not just because it rhymes. I find it much easier to get through and just happier in general. Still don't understand Snapchat (aside from the funny selfie filters), and can only handle Twitter like three times a week because it overwhelms me, so basically I am 900 years old.

Someone bring me my Blackberry. (And get off my lawn!)

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Boom boom pow

Successful first 4th of July at the country club. We learned our lesson from Memorial Day and arrived bright and early to secure a lounge chair. By the time we left two hours later, the place was packed - crawling with tiny kiddos. We came back at 8pm to find a spot for the fireworks, and were able to plop down our blanket on the golf course. Ended up basically with front row seats to an awesome show, although it didn't start until 9:30. How all those kids were still awake is beyond me...

Then of course it took forever to get out of there, because there were so many people - but all in all a good time. #worthit

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Whisky River. Any river. Any body of water would be fine.

Survived the concert - 7 hours in the sun with just a slight sunburn is definitely the best case scenario for me - but we were so tired by 9:30 that we only got to hear like three Willie Nelson songs. We got there at 2:30 (concert started at 3) because we wanted to get a good spot to sit and to park. Turns out that was NOT a problem. No one was there. Like closest parking and seats I've ever had in 25 years of going to Starplex. Apparently others were smart and didn't come until 6 to see Avett Brothers, Sheryl Crow and Willie. Good to know for next time. However, I loved Lukas Nelson (Willie's son), Hayes Carll and the Avett Bros - even downloaded some tunes when I got home. For $20, think we got our money's worth. (Plus like $15 for water and freaking $8 for a sno-cone...)