Hot shoes. Literally.

I am intrigued by the sandals that have an added piece of fabric on the top, like the ones pictured above. I guess you could get a similar look with legwarmers, which also begs the question, Are these types of shoes too hot to wear in Texas in the summer?? I might have to buy a pair. (For scientific purposes, of course.)

How to put THIS nicely...

Um Kylie? Your armpits look like...vajayjays. NOT good.

Love, Sarah

I heart Ringo

Going to a Beatles cover band at House of Blues tonight. Should be fun - although wondering if the crowd will all be people my parents' age. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :)

Toddlers and Tiaras. Why God why.

This show sucks me in, and the only word to describe it is TRAINWRECK. Here's two more: WHITE TRASH. (Apologies to any pageant peeps out there.)

I stayed at a hotel in Austin once during a baby beauty pageant and it was so bizarro. Of course I got sucked into watching them parade on stage in the conference room, but was able to tear myself away after an unfortunate rendition of "9 to 5." All these girls and their moms were roaming the halls in rollers and full make-up - and those fake teeth! Flippers, I think they're called?? Wow. Just wow.

Maybe I'm just jealous that these 4-year-olds are tanner than me and have better teeth. Humph.

Real Housewives...really???

Now Danielle Staub is recording a song?? Have we learned nothing from the tragedies of "Don't be Tardy for the Party" and "Money Can't Buy You Class?" (And apparently Gretchen of RH-OC recorded a song but it must have been so bad it never even made it to Perez Hilton.)
Hell - with the prevalence of Auto Tune these days, even *I* could release a single. Maybe TI could lay down some beats. He's still in prison, right? What the hell else does he have to do?

Trial run on yet another free online dating site (thanks, Lisa)

Signed up for something called Zoosk(?) yesterday. Have already received like 20 emails, all from guys that I will not be writing back. One poor puppy was 5'5". Most have "some college" (not that there's anything wrong with that). And one guy, under "previous marriage," wrote "I'll tell ya later." SCORE.

SATC: my analysis

No bueno. It was not as horrible as I was expecting, but there were plenty of groan-worthy moments that made me question A. the writers and 2. the acting ability. And how much make-up were the four women wearing?! I felt like they were trying to mask the signs of aging, and it just made it worse. Whatever. Jason Lewis and John Corbett almost made up for it. Almost.