Why is it

That EVERY time I go to the grocery store, I grab the one cart with a wonky wheel? Either it makes an obscene amount of noise, or it doesn't roll and makes grocery shopping into a cardio workout, or some other embarrassing byproduct that doesn't seem to happen to anyone else. And of course I'm always too proud to return it. So people stare at my loud, squeaky, sweaty self rummaging through the produce aisle. Good times.

The Cove

Watched this documentary this morning at the gym - and I will never go to Sea World or one of those "swim with the dolphins!" places ever again. :(

Such a good movie, but so freaking sad.

Why can't they all be 4-day weekends?

Yay for Mondays off, fall-ish weather (a.k.a. I'm not sweating), college football and did I mention Mondays off?

Fingers crossed my boss decides everyone should go home early to kick the weekend off right. Fingers crossed, but not holding my breath. I'm not THAT nuts.

i only get the highest quality crooks

Looks like there was "fraudulent behavior" on my debit card - wouldn't that be a great name for a show? - thank you to my bank for finding out about it within two hours. And hilarious that they two purchases were for a whopping $24.38 and $18.33. Guess it could have been a lot worse. Either that, or they checked out my non-impressive bank balance and figured there wasn't much they could buy...

MJ forevah

Love that I'm going to the Symphony tonight. Love even MORE that it's to hear the music of Michael Jackson. Wonder if we'll be the only people there. Sh'mon.

Happy 9-02-10 day!

Donna Martin graduates!!

I owe it all to Joanna, who made everyone watch this "new show" during a slumber party - and ironically, it was the infamous slumber party episode, as I recall. Ah, 1989.

Then in high school, we would schedule our field hockey team dinners on Wednesday nights to watch Bev 9-er and Melrose Place. Ah, 1994.

Long live Steve Sanders' mullet.

I've got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag

$orry. $lightly ob$e$$ed with Ke$ha. although $he DOE$ look rather dirty. although i think that's what she WANTS you to think. personally, i prefer people to know that i shower. religiously. to each his own.