Navy may not be the new black, but it IS the new purple.

Dear guy in the elevator who complimented me on my purple dress and then proceeded to explain how purple means a lot because you went to TCU...that's all well and good, but as I was too nice to tell you, my dress is navy.

#colorblind

Here's hoping navy is the new black

...that moment when you realize the black and white dress you bought for a wedding this weekend might in fact be navy and white. Hopefully it will be so dark no one else will notice...

Steamed. (and pressed.)

On Saturday, I had a blind date. He suggested we go to lunch, he suggested the time, he suggested the place. Perfect. I arrived early (shocking), and after 15 minutes he called, saying something about needing to pick up his dry cleaning but would "stop by." Mmmm-kay...he finally showed up all frazzled (and not cute) saying he was going out of town the next day so had to pick up his dry cleaning and could I hang out at the restaurant for another 15-20 minutes. I said no. I mean what the hell, dude - YOU picked the time. Go get your laundry later.

My complete lack of sympathy or flexibility is why I'm single, I'm sure - but sometimes I think it's better that way!

Way-back Wednesday

God this commercial takes me back. And how come whenever a gust of wind blows my hat off, my hair never stays in place and cute twins never retrieve it for me??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7hwvWIK1eM

Welcome to the Jungle of motherhood

Fergie and Josh Duhamel just named their baby Axl. After Axl Rose. 

 

 

 

Will Ferrell also has a son named Axel, although it's spelled differently. Which has me thinking about naming my future son after this guy:

Why the hell not. Slash Stockton has a nice ring to it.

Houston, we may have a problem. A denim hoarding problem.

It's not normal to have 42 pairs of jeans, right? I decided to go through my jeans yesterday and toss ones that I don't wear anymore. (Okay, I only wear like three pair, but some of them I MIGHT wear...someday...) I did manage to pitch 7 pairs, but that still leaves over 30. Which can't be good.

But maybe the first step is admitting the problem? Anyone need to borrow some jeans?

It should go without saying...

...that red-headed sluts are bad news. Both the actual women and the shots. Oof.  #gettingtoooldforthisshiz