Princess Tinyfeet

Georgie had her first "injury incident" at daycare yesterday - she tripped and hit her head on the table, resulting in a nice purple egg on her forehead. When I called to find out what happened, the teacher said, "You know how Georgie is really clumsy?" Bless her heart, she IS. She falls all the time. Trips over everything. My latest conclusion is that her feet are too small for her body. Poor kid wears a size 6-9 month shoe. And she's 13 months. Oh lord. Grow, feet! Grow!

I simply cannot.

I post to the CEO's social media, and I cannot tell you how convinced I am that one of these days I am going to accidentally post a photo of my baby (or god forbid a selfie) to his account instead of mine! Too much pressure people.

It's WATCH what happens live, not listen!

Like many others, I am intrigued by Andy Cohen's baby shower this past weekend, where almost all the Real Housewives were in attendance (#goals, amiright?!). I heard him say on Sirius XM that there will be a two-hour radio special on Friday, with live interviews and info about the event. But I'm sorry - who has TWO HOURS to sit in the car or in front of the computer to listen to this? Why it can't be a Watch What Happens Live special on TV, I will never understand. (I mean - do I have two hours to waste watching the Bachelor? YES, YES I DO)

Molly, you in danger girl

I watched Ghost yesterday for the first time in like 25 years.The special effects and technology haven't aged very well, but it's still quite entertaining.

Could also be an excellent drinking game

Anybody have Bingo??

And this is why I keep coming to work

Suite tickets to JT tonight!

Ding dongs to the doorstep? Yes please!

Not sure where I've been (clearly buried in the sand somewhere), but I'm getting my first Amazon Fresh grocery delivery on Friday. Very excited - probably more than I should be. Also a little concerned that soon there will be absolutely NO REASON to ever leave the house.