If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be??

My "team" at work is now down to me. The cheese stands alone. However, the cheese can't do it alone, so I am hiring for two (maybe three) positions. Interviews start today, and I feel like I am terrible both at giving them and getting them! Alas. These are mostly fresh out of school kids so I'll just let them talk about themselves for a while. Millennials like that, right??

Just when you think no one reads this

Talking to my uncle last night, he mentioned something that I realized I had written about on my blog last week. So HI UNCLE MIKE! Sorry about the Bachelorette and Hills ramblings!!

Oh, Justin Bobby

Well I finally watched The Hills: New Beginnings, and I'm just not sure about this. Some thoughts:

• I miss LC. And Lo. And Jen Bunny, for that matter
• Audrina and Stephanie have had so much plastic surgery they are starting to look like each other. Then again, look at Heidi. So what am I saying.
• Cannot believe Heidi and Spencer are still together, tbh
• Brody Jenner. No clue he was married, but semi-amazing that his wife and father share the same name (Caitlyn Jenner)
• Still not sure why Mischa Barton is here - but if Perez Hilton makes a guest appearance next week, I guess it will be worth it?
• Best part for me was seeing Pam Anderson and her seemingly normal son. Poor kid puts up with a lot. And bonus points that she up and moved to France when Trump was elected. #highfive

What the hell is a pro-forma invoice, anyway??

I cannot tell y'all how bad I am at shipping things internationally via FedEx. Like 80% of the time I get a call from FedEx International saying I screwed up the commercial invoice. Why they can't make this easier, I have no idea. (And in case my brother who works for FedEx happens to read this...WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE THIS EASIER) And yet I never learn and continue to send things out like I always have. Which means most things get stuck in customs. I really need an assistant who can do this crap for me. And probably would do a much better job. Just saying.

What is this, 2001?

Just a little excited that The Hills is back tonight. And in another month or so, 90210 will be back. What's next - Friends? #daretodream

This kid!!

Y'all. Georgie can count to 10. She sometimes skips four and five, but considering she's not even 18 months I am willing to overlook this. And then this morning she comes into my room and says "peaches," indicating what she wanted for breakfast. SHE KILLS ME.

Like, hi, okay?

Anyone know what that quote is from? If you're a child of the 80s, you should know it's from an amazing episode of Family Ties where Jennifer celebrates her 13th birthday and wants to be part of the cool (and apparently valley girl) crowd. It truly introduced me to valley girl speak back in the day, and even my dad would quote "like, hi, okay?" back then. I so wish I could provide a clip, but for now this will have to do. Like, bye.