Sprinkled with love

A few friends threw me a baby "sprinkle" over the weekend - a lesser version of a shower, get it??? - and it was lovely. They invited my mom so Georgie had to come, which that made it a bit hard to talk to people, but good times had by all. Love my friends!!

Also in case anyone was keeping track

New hot water heater won't be installed until Monday. Which means it will be 8 long days of cold showers, having to heat water on the stove for my kid's baths and washing dishes...it's very Little House on the Prairie over here. :(

Royals: They're just like us!

Loved learning that baby Archie's nickname is "Bubba." I'm sure the queen calls him that too.

Awkward, thy name is Sarah

So when I take Georgie to school, I drop her off in the big playroom. The same woman is there every day, and I don't think I ever knew her name. I was leaving yesterday and as Georgie started to cling and cry, I was able to glance at her nametag and said, "you can play with Miss Stephanie!" To which she quickly turned the tag over and said, "It's Sam. I'm Stephanie at home because I'm not out there." (She is obviously a lesbian) I blushed and apologized and said "Miss Sam! Play with Miss Sam!" And she (he?) said something like "Mc Sam" (I don't think it was Mr but I was so flustered I'm not sure)

It was terrible. Mostly because it probably seemed like I was uncomfortable with gay/trans people - which I am not - but I just kept saying the wrong thing and ended up getting the hell out of there. From now on, it's Sam. Just Sam dammit.

SIGH

Just wondering

How Sean Spicer survived the first cut of DWTS. (NOTE: I am not actually watching this, so he could be the best thing since sliced bread. I just sort of doubt it.)

ice ice baby

And while I love me some Robby Van Winkle, I am referring to this morning's shower. Which was ice cold because at some point yesterday my water heater started leaking and no more hot water at the house. Georgie did NOT like her chilly sponge bath - although I kept telling her it was like being in the pool, she yelled "COLD!" - can't get anything past this one. Hopefully the repairmen will come today, because frankly I'm already dreading the shower tomorrow morning. Brrrrr

"fresh" out of chances

I love the idea of Amazon Fresh delivering groceries to my house, they have messed up every single time, with the latest involving giving me someone else's bag and leaving off half my order. If I have to end up going to the grocery store anyway, it's not that much of a time saver. #bye