13 minutes I'll never get back

13 minutes is all I could take of the debates last night. What a complete clusterfuck. So embarrassing and ridiculous. November 3 cannot come fast enough.

Mom of the Year

What other two year old knows to ask if her mom is "frustrated"???? She will say "mama, are you mad? sad? fwus-tu-wated?" And the other day after she peed in her pants again I told her I wasn't mad, but disappointed. So that should go over well in pre-K: my mom is disappointed. Sigh

Just (don't) Drew It

I watched about 10 minutes of the new Drew Barrymore talk show and just couldn't do it. I love her, but it was rough. Drew, you're better than this, girl! Although I get it - single mama's gotta do what a single mama's gotta do...

Harsh

Georgie always comments on my "lack" of eyelashes and eyebrows. (They are there, just blonde!) Like every day - "mom, you don't have eyelashes!" Then the other day she asked if everyone had eyebrows. I said yes, and she looked at me and said, "you don't..."

Dang. That hurts. Perhaps it's time to get the lash extensions back...

So punny

I write these weekly emails for the CEO to send out, and sometimes try to put funny titles on some of the blurbs. Luckily he thinks they are funny and usually keeps them in. The one I sent to him today I was particularly proud of - it was something about our business with a company called Sawtooth. So I called it "You Can't Handle the Tooth." Hahahahaha I crack myself up

She's not wrong.

Georgie calls the peephole the "peek" hole, and I'm on board.

RIP, RBG

Wow. I am just gutted about Justice Ginsburg's passing. (And not just because I will miss the Ginsburns on SNL) I am terrified for the future of this country (and looking into a move to Switzerland just in case), and for the future of my children. The Biden/Harris sign is officially on the lawn, so bring it, vandals. BRING IT.