Could I BE any lazier.

When I get chips on my manicure (which happen all the time, so I very rarely GET manicures), instead of breaking out the bottle to repaint, I merely use a nail file and shorten my nails past the point of the chip. Lazy? You bet. But that at least means no "coke nails" for this girl. (And yes, an old roommate in Boston had one long pinky nail that we called her "coke nail" behind her back. So sue me.)