I just want to quit the gym.

Has anyone seen that Friends episode where Chandler and Ross are trying to quit the gym and they can't? Greatness. And I just experienced that first-hand trying to quit DirecTV. Holy drawn-out conversation, Batman. I was waiting for her to offer me her car just to stay with them for a few more months. But no. Stay strong. You don't need $27 off your monthly bill for a year. And no, you don't have a vacation home where you might need DirecTV services. Just say no.