Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks

...Does the Ballpark even SELL Crackerjacks anymore? If so, they're probably like $13.
Today is opening day for the Rangers, and to get in the spirit, may I present this awesome song by American Idol alum Tim Halperin. (Not sure why I even know that, since I haven't watched Idol since like 2005.)

http://1037litefm.cbslocal.com/2013/04/05/tim-halperin-rocks-an-awesome-rangers-parody-of-thrift-shop/

Go Rangers!