Rhymin' and Stealin'

First of all, the title of this blog post is also the name of a fantastic Beastie Boys cover band I saw over the weekend. Seriously - greatness.

Secondly, it brings to mind a conversation I recently had with a guy on a date. He asked if I had ever stolen anything before. I said no. He said, "even when you were little?" I said no. I asked if he had ever stolen anything. He said, "little things like bubble gum and baseball cards. And I also embezzled some money from a former company I worked for." Ummmm what now? The best/worst part: I don't think he was kidding.