Jesus I better get a book deal out of this.

This house buying thing is for the birds. Houses are going for $20K-$40K over asking price and being taken off the market in ONE DAY. I can't even get in to see most of them because they're already sold by the time I get an appt. Good lord. I'm going to be the best-dressed homeless person around.

If I somehow DO manage to buy a house, I'm going to write a book. "The Single Girl's Guide to Buying a Home." Hell, I could already write "The Single Girl's Guide to Buying a Car" and "The Single Girl's Guide to Traveling Alone in Europe"... #milliondollaridea