Bachelor recap: Mmmm, tastes like chicken

I think we can all agree that the star of last night's Women Tell All was none other than Sheila. She was well-behaved (aside from one small scuffle), didn't make a peep, and her feathered ensemble looked great under the lights. That's because Sheila is a chicken.

Yes, the chicken farmer brought a chicken to the show. And that was one of the most normal things to happen last night. To sum up:


The girls are sorry for offending people, although they're mostly #sorrynotsorry. This includes Olivia, Jubilee, Lace and Leah.


A few girls have learned lessons from watching the show and are now better people. This includes Olivia and Lace.


And none of the girls had ever been on a reality show before and didn't know what to expect or how to act. (Um, aside from Amber and Becca and basically 20 seasons of previous Bachelors that you can watch online...)


Olivia got bullied as a child and just wants her toes to be considered normal, people!


The Twins are a handful together. Lots of squawking, surprisingly not from the chicken.


Jumpsuits are still happening, people. This includes Olivia and Caila.


Caila is still bummed about losing Ben. This must have been filmed before she was announced as the next Bachelorette.


Caila's "sex panther" has become a thing, as evidenced by these shirts in the audience:

(And yes, I sort of want one.)


Lace is going on Bachelor in Paradise. Methinks she won't be the only one. (Cue the twins)


Leah is still kind of a bitch, randomly sticking up for Jubilee and Olivia of all people.


Ben comes on and says he is more in love than ever and would marry the lucky lady tomorrow if he could - guess that means he finally narrowed it down to one?


Blooper reels are always a good idea. Girls + flying insects = screaming






That about sums it up - next week is the finale, thank god.