Don't light a match. No, seriously - don't.

I needed to fill my red gas container (I'm sure there's a word for this; I don't know what it is) for my lawnmower, so I took it in the car to the gas station over the weekend. Epic mistake - guess the lid wasn't screwed on tight enough and my crazy driving caused it to topple over and now my car REEKS of gasoline. I left the windows down all weekend, stuck a cup of coffee grounds in there overnight, and NADA. Not sure what else to do aside from selling the car.

(Kidding. Sort of.)