So twisted. Like a pretzel.

You know what is cruel and unusual punishment to someone on a gluten-free diet? (Particularly when that diet is self-imposed and not due to an actual gluten allergy...) Picking up 100 Wetzel's Pretzels soft pretzels in your car for a work event. If you have ever walked by an Auntie Anne's or a Wetzel's Pretzels in the mall, you know what I'm talking about. The smell is heavenly. Like if they could make "food court soft pretzel" scented candles I would be ALL OVER IT. Maybe just one wouldn't hurt...