K stands for Ka-ching

I have been reading children's books to Georgie lately (duh), and it dawned on me: most of these are pretty dumb. I could do this. I SHOULD do this. Like literally one last night - every page said

"Do monkeys [turtles/camels/elephants/dolphins/etc] have mothers?"
*turn the page*
YES! They have mothers just like you!

Seriously? Maybe this is how I make my millions. Put a total of 15 words down and make a book. Stay tuned.