Bachelorette recap: thanks, Trump

Once again Trump interrupts the Bachelorette and my DVR cut it off so I had to learn who got sent home on the radio this morning. Humph. (or should I say Trumph?)

We're in the Bahamas, and Becca is a Bahamas virgin. Also a virgin? Colton! (nice segue, no?) He finally spills the beans on his one-on-one date, after "conch-diving" (you literally can't make this up) and eating the pistil, aka Bahamian Viagra. Sigh. So many jokes. Becca responds with "Really??" and then steps away for what feels like an eternity (thanks, editing). But she shakes it off (probably because he admits he's not necessarily saving himself for marriage...bring on the fantasy suite!) and gives him her flower, er rose.

Garrett gets the next date, and Becca presses him on his past relationship. He plays the victim card - his wife was mean and yelled a lot. Hmmm. Still, he says those magic words: "I'm falling in love with you" and gets the rose. Blake does the same. (Sorry for lack of details here - these guys kind of blend together for me.)

That's all I saw, aside from the beginnings of the three-on-one date (with Wills wearing another amazing tank top) - apparently Wills and Leo are goners.

So we have Blake, Colton, Jason and Garrett with home town dates next week. I don't know why they are all kind of milque toast to me.

#teamwills