I should really host some sort of bargain shopper show

We have our company holiday party this weekend, and it's a cruise theme. As the host and party planner, naturally I feel I should wear something yachtie. On the left, the blazer costs $998. The one of the right was $65. Guess which one I bought.

They look freakishly similar, no?? (And yes, I don't care if I look ridiculous. I don't have a date, so who cares.)