Virgin daquiris and bachelors

I know I have failed to write my Bachelor recaps this time around - it's honestly too much - but of course I am still watching (because, duh). Colton bugs me, but so do most of the ladies, so it's fine.

Front-runners: Cassie (who I thought he was just going to go ahead and sleep with last night to get it over with - get a ROOM, you two!) and Hannah G. I like Tayshia a lot too. Demi annoys, as do the beauty queens. But then I have to remind myself that I'm basically 20 years older than them, which then makes me want to cry a little.

Yay