Putting the "o" in OMG

In yet another chapter of Sarah v Mother Nature, there is apparently a family of possums (opossums??) in my yard. I HATE possums. They are like giant rats - so giant in fact that one of them lumbered onto the back porch and was so heavy it caused the motion sensor light to turn on. Then I saw one of its babies scurry across the front porch - so not sure WHERE they are living: front? back? Either way I am super uneasy to go outside when it's dark. I've taken to the Parent Trap method of banging sticks together and yelling. You know, possums, mountain lions - same diff.

#animalcontrol #pleasehelpme