Eyebrow threading...

I guess my eyebrow skin is uber sensitive, because most of the time when I get it waxed, it burns and leaves scabs and scars. Pretty!

The hair is blonde so I usually just tweeze, but every so often a girl wants to have some brow defining moments. I have even been talked into getting my lip waxed before (dear god), and that got so red and puffy it looked like I'd been hit in the face with some KoolAid. So obvi I need a new tactic.

A few of my friends have gotten their eyebrows threaded. Seems like it would take forevah, but at least I wouldn't have the lasting scars to show for it. Anyone?

Building an ark

Holy Hermine. 100% chance of rain today. And yesterday. And probably tomorrow. Which means awesome traffic to and from work, and a tragic hair day. It's so windy, my umbrella kept blowing upside down. Really - what is the point. Should have just called in sick - er, wet.

Also disappointing that hurricanes rarely make it to the letter "S," so the odds of a Hurricane Sarah aren't likely. I'd settle for someone naming a comet after me. Or aren't there asteroids headed for earth? Maybe one of THOSE needs a name. Just throwing it out there, scientist peeps.

EH? More like blEH.

Have not had ONE eh match since like Wednesday. Does this mean I have gone through their entire roster of available matches? With only one guy actually emailing? Um, refund. Where's their courteous blogger NOW?! Haha.

Where are Kiptyn's abs. For the love.

Bachelor Pad re-cap time, folks...I just have one word. Railing.

1. I hate the couples. If I was a contestant, no way would I be coupled up and so would've been sent packing along with Gwen, Ashley and Nikki. Stupid couples.

2. I'm sorry - Gwen may be older, but she is not "in her 40s" like Elizabeth said! Poor Gwen.

3. Elizabeth is such a moron. "Gingoloba?" REALLY??

4. And Tenley's not much better. She sounds like a third grader (no offense to third graders): "Kissing is fun. Kiptyn is fun. Cuz we are 'Kip-Ten'!" Vomit. I believe she also used the word "relational" later on. Oh, Tenley.

5. The Peyton/Jesse B interaction cracks me up - esp with the correct way to peel a banana. Her facial expressions were classic.

6. Natalie has a wonky eye. Anyone? Perhaps that's why her skirts are so damn short - to take attention away from the eye.

7. Dave's sideways hat is just not okay. And were those jorts? Dear god. I do appreciate that he appeared to be ironing before the date, though. (And later we see Kiptyn cooking...or just chopping up like 80 pounds of chicken...)

8. When the date card arrives, Tenley keeps guessing it's a rocket ship. Seriously she threw out that idea like 5 times. No, sweetie. Shhhh.

9. The lambourghini (okay no clue how to spell it, but I hate that people like Crazy Dave call it a "lambo." It IS easier to spell, though.) arrives, and it takes poor Elizabeth way too long to figure out it's for Nat and Dave's date. Duh. And then the lambo makeout between Kovacs and Elizabeth? Ew. Porn-ish. (I enjoyed his quote, "Watch out for the stick!" Heh heh.) And then to come back in and be like, "it's got Elizabeth and Kovacs all over it!" I mean. ABC intern. Go wash it. That's just unsanitary.

10. "She's got a bad case of the Kovacs." Enough said, people.

11. Crazy Dave seemed to get the crazy EYES behind the wheel. And the ensuing porn shots atop the car really weren't necessary. Again -HOW SHORT WAS HER SKIRT. But I digress.

12. They proceed to a recycled Bachelor pad (ha) - where Molly and Jason fell in love. Wonder how co-host Melissa Rycroft felt about that. Then we're treated to Deep Thoughts with Crazy Dave and Slutty Nat. Good times.

13. Back at the homestead...Elizabeth and Kovacs sneak into the fantasy suite (no she di'nt!) for a little romance of their own. The subtitles were cracking me up so badly DDP almost came out my nose. Him: "Do you want to get naked? If so, that's cool." Her: "Not if it's just railing." (Sidebar: I have never heard this before. how out of the loop am *I*?) They go back and forth and by morning, more awesome subtitles. Her: "You got laid." Him: "Why are you trying to mess things up and push me away?" Her: "I love you." CLASSIC. And might I add, Elizabeth is a psycho.

14. Noticed the night before that the bunk beds have been put away and it's now queen bed city for our lucky couples. Way to make it happen, ABC.

15. The rose ceremony just doesn't do it for me anymore. It's the two hour lead-in that keeps me tuning in for more. Sad but true.

Dallas is too damn small

Went to watch the UNC football game Saturday night (good effort, boys), and there was a guy at the next table over who I went on a few Match dates with last year. We made out on date #2 and I never heard from him again. I know he's still on it, because he viewed my profile when I was on it again last month. And he was making eye contact at the bar - probably like, "do I know you from somewhere?" I was close to walking over, being like "Hey! Remember THIS?" And giving him a big smooch. But wasn't NEAR drunk enough. Ah well.

Isn't it the MOST? To say the least.

(Sorry - classic Patty Simcox quote from Grease. Had to be done.)

Just bought my Halloween costume online - and it's a "one size fits most." What the hell does this mean. Did the legal team behind "one size fits all" tell them to use this to avoid lawsuits for those who don't fit? But what if I can't fit into "most," either? Maybe there should be another category - "one size fits some." Or "one size fits models." "One size will make you want to kill yourself." You see where I'm going with this.

And spit.

I'm sure it's just good dental hygiene, but I think it's weird when people brush their teeth in the office bathroom. Seems like a cross-contamination waiting to happen.