Friday, August 9, 2019

Putting the "o" in OMG

In yet another chapter of Sarah v Mother Nature, there is apparently a family of possums (opossums??) in my yard. I HATE possums. They are like giant rats - so giant in fact that one of them lumbered onto the back porch and was so heavy it caused the motion sensor light to turn on. Then I saw one of its babies scurry across the front porch - so not sure WHERE they are living: front? back? Either way I am super uneasy to go outside when it's dark. I've taken to the Parent Trap method of banging sticks together and yelling. You know, possums, mountain lions - same diff.

#animalcontrol #pleasehelpme

Thursday, August 8, 2019

9021-uh oh



Sooooo. BH90210 is back. I'll be honest - it wasn't great. It wasn't even good. Will I still watch every episode? Of course. Brief commentary:

  • Best part of the whole thing was hearing the opening song again. Never gets old.
  • But speaking of getting old...everyone looks old (except for damn Ian Ziering). And has had major work done. Jennie Garth probably looks the best, but also has clearly had the most done to her face.
  • Poor Andrea Zuckerman - all she gets is a lesbian story line? And the fact that she's a grandmother? Double ouch.
  • Nice nod to Luke Perry. I can't imagine he would have stooped to doing this show, though. 
  • Similarly, Shannen Doherty. Until I saw previews from the season I was thinking she was going to film the entire show by herself, which I guess wouldn't surprise me but like what's the point??
  • Interesting choices for everyone's significant others - Vanessa Lachey? Ivan Sergei? I guess it's a who's who of former stars, because #showaboutformerstars

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Groundhog Day

This is going to sound super spoiled, but my mom basically does my laundry every day (with three of us, there's a lot of laundry). So my workout clothes are always washed right after I wear them. And they find themselves at the top of the drawer (I put my clothes away, not my mom, thank you very much), so I have found myself wearing the same outfit day after day. No biggie, unless you factor in that after I work out I walk the dog and tend to see the same neighbors every morning. Who probably think I only own the one outfit. Alas. #laziness

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

I'm just going to leave this right here.

(Our President should probably wash his hands too.) #enough #movingtocanada

Monday, August 5, 2019

Let there be light

Well I'm still in glasses but at least my eye opens and I can turn lights on. Georgie was slightly freaked out by the eye patch, and can't say that I blame her! It was a rough weekend that made me appreciate having the sense of sight, but hopefully I'm on the mend. #thankyoueyedrops

Friday, August 2, 2019

One-eyed bandit

Yesterday I had terrible pain in my left eye all day- I couldn't open it, the light KILLED, it was red and watery.Went to the eye doctor and apparently I have an ulcer on my cornea (probably from contacts), and have to use antibiotic drops 4 times a day for a week. Driving home with only one usable eye was no Bueno, and it hurt so bad all night that I got like 2 hours of sleep max. Even went to get water out of the fridge in the night and the refrigerator light almost made me pass out. So here I sit, on my bed, shades drawn and sunglasses on.

#molepeople

Thursday, August 1, 2019

Me Me Me

One of Georgie's favorite things to do is to look at pictures (and preferably videos) of herself on my phone. She will say "Gigi? Gigi? Gigi" until you get the phone out and start scrolling. Gotta admire her self-confidence, I guess...