Paging Clark W. Griswold

I might possibly be staying in the smallest hotel room ever known to man. Which for some reason conjures up images of European Vacation and their tiny hotel rooms. Europeans must be smaller in general - those tiny cars, narrow roads, etc. But still. Makes a girl feel ginormous. I truly think if I stretched out my arms I could touch both walls. Good think I'm not particularly claustrophobic. Yet.