Does it make me un-American

...that I absolutely despise Dancing with the Stars?? I just don't get the hype. These people aren't even stars! And the spray-on tans, the skimpy sequin outfits (okay, that part I can get on board with), the cheesy songs? PASS. I fast-forward through any DWTS mention on the news (okay, on E! News) and in newspapers (okay, US Weekly). Hell - I've got enough shows I'm addicted to already. My DVR doesn't need Urkel doing the cha-cha.