Tuesday, April 3, 2012

I swear I'm not Officer, drunk



This morning I went to 7-11 for coffee. The place was empty except for two cops, who were just kind of standing there staring at me. It made me so nervous that I tipped over the first cup. Then accidentally dropped the entire packet of sugar into the coffee, not once, but twice - and had to fish it out. And upon paying for my coffee, I proceeded to drop some of the coins the cashier gave me in change. Good lord. I was actually surprised they didn't follow me to my car and ask me to take a breathalyzer. They probably really enjoy freaking people out like that. I know I would. (If I wasn't so preoccupied with being freaked out myself.)

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