Come up with a better story, dude

This guy at work told me he auditioned to be a member of the Dallas Cowboys flag team last weekend - you know, the guys who wear jeans, boots and cowboy hats and run around the field carrying a giant flag? Well, he made the squad (squad?) and was super excited. I asked how many people made it, and he said 33. I asked how many people tried out, thinking like hundreds, and he said 33. Aw.