Cut. It. Out.

I have a Tinder date on Sunday at the dog park (yay Mutts!), and the guy's name is "Coul." It could very well A. not be his name at all, B. be short for something like Coulter, or, in my mind, option C. - Coul is his actual name, which sounds like "Cool." (similar to the first syllable of lovable Full House vet Dave Coulier)

Which of course reminds me of the kid from the movie Parenthood:

I realize I could just ASK him what his name is, but I'll enjoy thinking it's Cool for a little bit longer.