Babysitter, girlfriend, what's the difference

On Friday I went over to see a friend and her adorable kids. The two-year-old boy and I were getting along swimmingly, and then he groped my boob like three times in a row. His mom and I died laughing, and I think the kid and I may be dating now. He even told me he had a big poo-poo, so we were divulging secrets. DIRTY secrets, at that.