Boom goes the dynamite. And my body.

You know what's worse than getting a painful bruise on your arm? Getting that bruise on top of a pre-existing painful bruise. Seriously - double bruising. It ain't pretty. I should start strapping my arms to my body when walking around, just to avoid inevitably crashing them into something.

Sidebar: If I were to sort my blog posts into categories, I think the top three would be Bachelor/Bachelorette, bad dates and bruises. I DO love a good alliteration...