Pucker up (or don't)

Went to get Dysport (aka Botox) this week, and had 15 units left over after pumping my forehead full of poison. So decided to inject some into the skin surrounding my top and bottom lip (NOT filler, mind you. I'm no Kylie Jenner.), since wrinkles are starting to appear there (damn you, smile!). The doctor told me it might weaken the muscle there for a few days, proving difficult to drink from a straw or kiss someone. I told him not to worry, I'm single. He said "that probably means you kiss more than someone who ISN'T single." Good one, doc. #butnotaccurate