Better late than never: My Bachelorette analysis

Finally forced myself to watch the 2-hour premiere of The Bachelorette last night. Thank god for Tivo - I was able to breeze through it in about an hour. Ali's laugh is going to get old by about episode 3, but let's move on to more important things: the GUYS.

A few stand-outs:

-Dude with the Muppet voice. You know who I'm talking about. They really should close-caption him. I can barely understand what he says. And he's actually cute. Too bad his voice kills it.
-Rated R the wrestler. Really? REALLY? Here's a tip, ladies. You don't want to marry someone who has his alias printed up on t-shirts. Or someone who HAS an alias.
-"Shooter." You shot yourself in the foot on that one, big guy. Idiot.
-Weatherman. Annoying x 1000.

There are a couple who don't make me want to fast-forward. Time will tell if she keeps them around or has to obey the producers and keep the weirdos. I would bet on the latter.