In honor of President's Day...

I think I should get the day off. (Again.) Not just for the fact that it's a federal holiday, but *I* myself was a president. That's right. Middle School Student Council President, to be exact. Not that it's all that impressive - the only reason I won was I sat on the stage and did my speech as Edith Ann, a classic Lily Tomlin character. (The next year they made a rule that speeches couldn't be funny. You're welcome, kids!) But the fact remains. I was a president. Someone salute me or something.