You knew it would happen eventually

In a moment of desperation, I re-upped on BOTH Match and Eharm last weekend. And I have a few observations. Because that's what I do.

Worst screen name: "DrunkFinger."

Best headline: "That's what she said." (which I have seen on quite a few profiles.)

Worst photo: The infamous shirtless in the bathroom with your camera phone. (which I have seen on most profiles. WHY.)

More to come. It's overwhelming, people. But I do this for you. ;)