"I've never been so attracted to a sheep in my life."

That was the best Bachelor quote of the night for me.

To sum up, these girls are a nightmare. Complete psychos. Reminds me of the episode of How I Met Your Mother where they talk about the hot-crazy scale - it's true!! The craziest ones are also the hottest. (Courtney. Jenna. Blakeley.) The sponsor of this show should be a brand of waterproof mascara, for all the tears that are shed. Sheesh.

His date with Kacie B was cute - until she busted out her baton twirling moves. You could tell he was mortified, but at least he played along to an extent. And then the home movies. This is why I'm too old for this show - my baby home videos are literally silent movies. As in before the dawn of recordable sound. Sigh.

And the group play date (literally, they put on a play) was cute - I want the gingerbread outfit. And the kids reacting to Blakeley's cleavage was classic - Girls: boo. Boys: yay!

Of course he gave the rose to Blakeley, who "made the most of her time with me." Um, yeah - by sticking her tongue down your throat...nice work, Flajnik.

And then there was the date with Courtney. Who is dumb as a post and has no expression in her face (probably due to botox. She IS a model, after all.). And yet again, rose. UGH.

During the rose ceremony, the claws (and the tears) came out - loved Ben traipsing all over the house, finding a different sobbing girl in each room. "Blakeley? Why are you huddled in a fetal ball in the luggage room?" (Luggage room??) "Jenna? What are you doing in a fetal ball under the covers?" Way to stay strong, girls.

Of course Jenna was a goner - her "I'm not a good girl" speech didn't evoke the proper response, and we were treated to an awesome crying spell after she got the boot. She even went back inside to continue crying - anyone else hoping she would refuse to leave??

Next week looks like a doozy - mystery guest, medical emergency...because no reality dating show would be complete without an ambulance.