Reading (email) is fundamental

Sent out an email yesterday to the employees at my office, raffling off tickets to see the Harlem Globetrotters at 2 and 7pm on Saturday. Asked them to respond if interested, and to specify which time they preferred. Of course there were a few who did not pick a time, which is to be expected. But my favorite came from someone who asked for the 5pm show. Ummmm.