We had a belated Valentine's happy hour at work last night, and I bought a bunch of candy conversation hearts. After perusing a few of them, I started to wonder if I had accidentally purchased an R-rated batch. Messages included:
Jump me
1 on 1
Play time
Reach 4 it
Go go go
Ummmm. And then there were the "hip" messages:
Text me
Friend me
Page me (which, in all honesty, isn't hip anymore)
Tweet me
Yeesh. What happened to the classics?
Be mine
U R Cute
Xoxo
I should just get a batch that says:
U R Old
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