The Bachelorette: Ch-ch-czech it out

Emily arrives in Prague and tells us she feels like she is back in olden times. I don't think they wore itty bitty glittery shorts in olden times. Or purple spandex-ish dresses. But what do I know.

Felt like all the dates involved traipsing around the city, but perhaps there's not much else to do in Prague?

The first date with Arie is a smooch-fest (the short-shorts probably helped), until we are oddly interrupted by Chris Harrison back in LA explaining how Arie dated one of the producers like 10 years ago. Emily is mad because he didn't tell her; he didn't tell her because it was a long-ass time ago. I get it, but she was kind of making a big deal out of it. Oh, the dramz. But they breezed past the rocky patch ("off-camera" - thanks), and it seems to be smooth sailing with this one.

On to date #2 with John "Wolf" (seriously - is this his last name? why the quotes?). Such a cutie patoots, revealing how his last gf cheated on him and it's hard for him to open up. Adorbs. So of course he ends up getting the boot.

Back in the guys' hotel, Chris is getting restless and scary, saying no one should be around him if he gets the group date. Creeper. And of course he gets the group date. Touche, producers.

The group date is semi-boring, although Doug gets the surprise sayonara so that helps. Scary Chris gets a psycho look in his eyes when he doesn't the rose - I believe he may have even cried to the camera. And it's not an ugly cry - it's a scary cry. WHY she keeps him around, I have no idea.

The final date with Jef required much fast-forwarding, as they played with marionettes all day and then acted things out with them. I enjoyed the bobblehead play early on in the season, but puppets are a little creepy. He could have at least picked one out for himself that had knee socks...

Home town dates next week, people. I predict more dramz and tears (from the dudes).