Alliterations Are Annoying

Every week we have these sessions with an executive, and I try to not only find an alliteration for the title but also for the description.

For example: Coffee with Chris! Join Chris for coffee and chatter....

After four months, I'm just about out of alphabetical options. Today's was Junk Food with John, and I initially had "Join John for junk food and jabber" but realized jabber had kind of a negative connotation. So now it's "junk food and joviality." People might need to start looking these up in the dictionary. You just got schooled, fool.