Reason #4897 that I keep Bandaids in my desk drawer

I arrived to work this morning and a guy in the elevator asked if my heel was alright. I looked back and had apparently cut myself shaving, because there was a huge patch of dried blood on my ankle. And that's not embarrassing at all. HOW OLD AM I. Been shaving for over 25 years and I still cut myself?! Thank god I'm not a guy - for many reasons, but mainly that if I had to shave my face and neck every day I would end up hospitalized for blood loss.