Bachelorette recap: It's not all blueberries and paper airplanes, guys

Can't write a super long recap today as I have a 6-hour CPR training to get to, but here's the gist:


Pool party. Chicken fights. JoJo makes out with Jordan but he makes her nervous. Evan gets a nose bleed. (Not from Chad.)


Rose ceremony. JoJo wears a crop top ensemble. Chad gets the last rose. Santa gets sent home (so do Ali and Christian).


New location - countryside, PA. Luke gets a one-on-one involving a dog sled with no snow and a wood-burning hot tub that proves too hot to handle. They attend a concert and embarrassingly dance and kiss in front of everyone. Luke opens up about his sensitive side and snags the rose


Group football date. Wells surprises me with his athletic prowess. James Taylor needs stiches (not from Chad). Evan gets a nose bleed. Jordan's team wins (duh). The MVP also scores the date rose.


Two-on-one date: Alex v Chad, aka Good v Evil. Alex throws Chad under the bus, telling JoJo about how he threatened to find Jordan after the show and keeps asking guys "wanna go outside?" Chad admits to this behavior and says he was pushed into it - but thankfully JoJo sees that he is missing at least one screw and sends him home.


The guys are ecstatic - noisemakers and cheers - but somehow producers let Chad and his creepy whistle tune which will haunt me forever find his way back through the wilderness and back to the guys' house. Creeper.


To be continued.




BUT WAIT. Derek is my new favorite. Anyone else notice that he looks exactly like John Krasinski??


http://www.bustle.com/articles/165537-derek-jim-halpert-memes-jokes-prove-bachelorette-fans-will-never-tire-of-their-similar-looks