Power trip

I'm planning the company holiday party, and somehow this year it's like my ideal holiday party. A cruise theme complete with a yacht rock band! The one I wanted was $25K, so that got nixed, but I found a decent substitute for $5K. Going to get captains hats for everyone, and although I really looked for a shuffleboard ("shuffleboard on the lido deck!"), I could only find the raised up ones you see in bars. Nope. So bring on the smooth sailing - here's hoping all the millennials that work here won't revolt.

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