Can I buy another adjective?

I saw a sign on the way to work this morning that said:

FOUND LOST DOG

Small black dog.


Now, I'm sure it's difficult to tell what kind of breed of dog it is, especially if you're not a dog person. But for some reason this description was so broad, it made me giggle. What if I was lost, and this same person found me - I'm guessing the sign would read "White blonde girl." That really helps narrow it down for my agonizing parents, doesn't it.