There's no need to throw yourself down the stairs. He'll take his shirt off again.

Sean is dead to me. Kicking off sweet Kacie B and keeping disasters like Tierra?? Blasphemy. Granted, I didn't understand what the hell Kacie was talking about when she said she felt caught in the middle of Amanda and Dez, but hey - we all have off nights. Poor little thing. They better let her be the next Bachelorette.

Okay, rant over. Back to the show.

We open on Sean working out shirtless (again), telling us he's really "digging" a lot of the women. Really? "Digging?" Sigh.

He takes blonde Lesley (who is extremely overdressed for this) on the first one-on-one date to...Guiness World Records on Hollywood Boulevard! Romantic, no? But apparently his father holds a world record, so now it's time to set one of his own - the longest on-screen kiss (3 minutes and 16 seconds). In front of a huge crowd. On Hollywood Boulevard. Oh the humanity. Thank god for fast-forward. But somehow they complete the task and feel closer because of it. (Um, ya think?) She gets a rose for swapping spit - AND her name in the record books.

Then it's group date time, and the ladies all look lovely in bikinis clearly given to them by the show, since they are all the same brand. After some embarassing beach time involving forcing Sean to remove his shirt, rubbing suntan lotion on him and sitting on him while he does push-ups, Chris Harrison appears and announces it's beach volleyball time! And the losing team has to go home. Oooooooh. Game on.
Sean says the game "isn't exactly pretty," which is fairly accurate, and the losers literally cry their way home while the winners douse themselves in champagne. Victory! Crazy Lindsay gets the rose after Kacie LOOKS crazy bringing up the tension between the girls.

AshLee is geared up (and again, overdressed - doesn't someone give them a heads-up on dress code?) for her one-on-one date, but all of a sudden there's a thump! and Tierra has "fallen" (or "thrown herself," more accurately) down the stairs - just in time to greet Sean as he comes to the house. Tierra gets strapped into a neck brace but starts to freak out on the gurney, saying this is ridiculous and she's fine. Sure she is - she got some sweet one-on-one time with Sean! This girl is crazy. And for some reason I bet he picks her in the end.

AshLee's date finally gets going at Six Flags Magic Mountain, which they have all to themselves - until two chronically ill teenage girls meet up with them. Oh, Sean - and he volunteers too? Almost gag-worthy how perfect they're making him look. AshLee then busts out her adoption story, which brings Sean to tears, and she gets the rose.

At the rose ceremony, he surprises one-armed Sarah with...her dog! Too adorable for words.
The girls fight for time with him - particularly Tierra, who snags him about three times - but he ends up letting Taryn (who?) and model Kristy go (as well as poor sweet Kacie).

The whole fall down the stairs was SO over-hyped by ABC - clearly there was not much else exciting going on tonight - but looks like Tierra may start to lose it next week. One can only hope.