I like big butts. And I cannot lie.

We had The Original Butt Sketch Artist come out to the office yesterday and for two hours people (mostly women, let's be honest) lined up get their backsides drawn. I used to do this at bar mitzvahs in 7th grade, but honestly didn't know "butt sketching" was still a thing (or was EVER a thing). But of course I got mine done, and dammit if it's not my goal butt. Might put it on the fridge so the next time I reach for a fudgesicle, I think twice. (And then eat it anyway)




Sidebar: My new favorite Olympian. LOVE HER. Simone is clearly an Olympic champion name. And I predict 5000 baby girls will have this name in 2017.