A "screech"-ing halt

So I finally got around to watching the Unauthorized Saved by the Bell movie this weekend. And sort of wish I hadn't. What a waste of time (and this coming from someone who religiously watches The Bachelor!).  The only things I learned:

• Mark-Paul Gosselaar's mom is Indonesian (aka his blonde hair was NOT natural, no big surprise there)
• Zack and Lisa Turtle had a thing!
• Jennie Garth was almost considered for the role of Kelly Kapowski, who she would later hate (as Valerie) on Beverly Hills 90210
• Screech smoked pot and drank his nerd troubles away
• Brandon Tartikoff rules (and after I IMDB'd him, learned that Punky Brewster was named after a girl he liked in grade school AND her dog Brandon was named after him. Mind blown.)

Now unfortunately watching the Brittany Murphy Story. Why, Lifetime - why?!