Dogs, man.

I was walking Charlie yesterday after work, and she freaking ate a worm off the ground. I screamed (out loud, mind you), "Ew, no! We are ladies! Ladies don't eat worms!" Then looked up to find a couple staring at me. Awesome. But I'm sorry - I stand by my statement.

I also wouldn't let her lick me in the face for a few hours afterwards, just to be safe.