Riffraff. Ugh.

Saw this story about Conrad Hilton's airplane outburst, and I freaking love it. Calling passengers "f---ing peasants"?! That's gold, Jerry. GOLD. I mean, really - who hasn't wanted to call someone a peasant. And compared to the Hiltons, we all kind of are peasants. So well done, Conrad. Not sure the part where you grabbed the flight attendant by the shirt was necessary, but you do what you gotta do.