As previously mentioned, I am a UNC alum and hate all things Dook-related. The 2009-2010 season was not pretty for Carolina fans. Literally we went from first to worst. So watching the tournament was already painful, but then Dook kept winning.
Enter Monday night's final against sweet little Butler. Odds had Dook winning by over 7 points. In my heart I feared it would be much much worse. But still I soldiered on, like any good anti-Dook fan would, and wore my "Duck Fuke" t-shirt to the bar. Did not get the memo that the bar of choice happened to be the official Dook Alumni Association bar. Needless to say I was getting serious death looks and at one point thought I might cut a bitch. Kind of wish I had.
But oh, Butler. Even if we nicknamed your players "Herpes" (what WAS on that guy's lip), "Jukes of Hazzard" and "Pornstache" (you know who you are, man. Shave it.), you almost beat The Devil. (Freudian slip! The Blue Devils.) And your coach is sooooo cute. Way cuter than Coach K. Actually, there's really no contest.
I saw somebody with a Butler "Dawg Pound" t-shirt. Want one.
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