It's okay, Elizabeth. A lot of people don't know what "shallow" means

Which of course brings us to the Bachelor Pad recap.

1. Kiptyn's abs got an all-too brief shout-out (finally!).
2. Tenley seriously drives me crazy. Did anyone notice the freaking DEER that wandered by on her one-on-one date?! Disney animals unite!
3. She was also wearing like 5 different outfits when re-capping her date. Probably started crying all over herself and had to change clothes. Repeatedly. When she hit the fantasy suite and said she and Kip were taking their relationship to the next level, I thought, "and that next level is french kissing." Poor sweet virginal Tenley. Ugh.
4. Oh, Jesse B. I loved you, wife beater and all, until you started burping and picking your date's nose. Not cool, bro. Do these people FORGET they are on national television??
5. The name game at the beginning made me sad. Would I rather be called the dumbest or be labeled as the one with the worst boob job?! Natalie actually WANTED to be the dumb one. Heh. She is the queen of side hairdos, btw. Side ponytail? Check. Side braid? Check.
6. Elizabeth. Worst boob job and the most shallow. Ironic, no? (She doesn't know what shallow means. No way does she know the word "ironic.")
7. It's not "Chrissy Lee," boys. It's Krisily. I mean, either way is weird, but in respect to the one booted off, let's pronounce it correctly.
8. Kiptyn said he had never been in a helicopter before - doubtful. EVERY date on the Bachelor/Bachelorette involves a helicopter at some point. Admit it, dude.
9. I own the pink scarf Peyton was wearing. Shout-out.
10. Again - WHY is Melissa Rycroft there? She. Does. Nothing.

DWTS cast. I don't watch this show, and now that Bristol Palin is on? Definitely not. Although bring it, Jennifer Grey. Or the artist formerly known as Jennifer Grey.